Saturday, March 15, 2008
How to confirm if a cat's dead.
Little girl told her mum that she's just seen a dead cat on the roadside. When he mum asked how she knew it was dead, she said that it had not moved when she pi**ed in its ear. "You did what?" said shocked mum. "Yes, I just leaned over the cat and went 'pssst' in its ear". This is a very unlikely story. Most little girls these days would just have given the cat a good kicking.